THE GREAT CHICKEN MEETING
Sep 1
1 min read
Breaking News from New House Farm... The Great Chicken Meeting has officially concluded! šš
After several hours of intense debate, the flock has agreed on the following priorities:
ā More treats
ā Extra free-range time
ā Longer dust baths
ā Sharing worms (motion rejected unanimously)
Meanwhile, the CEO Chicken has requested a follow-up meeting after concerns were raised about "treat distribution fairness." Fresh eggs are still being produced while management continue their important discussions!
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